School: August 2005 Archives

Midst of Prelims

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Let me do a quick recount.

Maths on Tuesday sucked. It's a confirm fail. Bus Driver kept 'coughing' when he walked past my table. Yay, my answers are wrong!

Wednesday was good. Econs paper. None of my business.

Thursday was Chemistry 3. Sucked totally. I forgot how to do NMR...can you believe it?! Anyway, found out today that Wong Tze Yang's the chief examiner, not Lim Jen See.

Today was HCl 1 and 2. 1 was fair and 2 was bad. I cant believe this man, I shouldnt have studied at all. All the content of the notes we studied could not be put to use in paper 2 today. Plus, I forgot how to write some guy's name and left it blank. Mr Sim is so going to go 'huh' when he mark my papers. Answers were basically crap. Wrote around 10 pages for paper 1 and 19 pages for paper 2. My hand's pronounced dead from this moment onwards...ok...I'm still able to type, not that bad I guess.

Of all people to walk past when my transition lenses were changing colour, I had to walk pass David Loh. Eileen, hy and me were walking back from the sports complex when we passed by Oldham Wing and sway sway David Loh appeared with that Bryan Chua-lookalike Biology teacher. We were climbing up the stairs when they came down from the staff room. Why does David Loh got to have such good eyesight??! We were like one whole flight of stairs away from him and he could still see my lenses. I knew nothing good was going to happen because he stood there and waited for us.

David Loh : Very sunny meh? Need sunglasses...I dont even dare to wear you dare to wear?(luckily not in a menacing tone)
Eileen : Sir, it's not sunglasses, it's transition lenses. High tech lei.
Thanks man! I wouldnt have known how to answer that idiotic statement.

So after when we reached the void deck, he made me stand in the shade and wanted to wait for the lens to change back to their original colour...in the period span of 1s. WTF? Which lenses change so fucking fast one? So I told him they have to take 5 mins to change back then only he left us alone. Fuck. Like it's any of his business what lenses I use...

Start of Prelims

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Prelims started today! This feels so weird, I feel like I'm so old already. Anyway, out of all my exam experiences in AC, today's one has got to be the funniest one. For starters, we were told only today that our index number for prelims would be the A Level one instead of the one we have been using since last year. Yup, so most people did not know their number and therefore the entering of the examination hall took a painfully long time.

Upon entering the examination hall, my class soon realised that Lim Jen See was the chief examiner. How lucky! We took four papers today and so she repeated the examination rules 4 times! Haha, I would die if I had to keep saying the same paragraph over and over. Next up was the checking of ID and entry proof and for my row, the teacher doing so was Mr Patrick Sum. When he reached Andrew, he started scolding him because Andrew's picture on his ID was covered with Ferrero Rochre Fererro Rocchre some chocolate brand stickers.

Pat Sum: How do I know this is you? Supposedly Mr Andrew Chia?
Andrew: ...
Pat Sum: You didnt even bring your entry proof! And this card is from ACS. This is ACJC!
WTF? I thought as long as can prove your identity, who cares where it's from?
Pat Sum: Bring your passport and entry proof tommorrow!(throws the card back at Andrew)

That was GP Paper 1. For GP Paper 2, another woman checked Andrew's card and this time she was so evil as to hand the card over to Jen See. After the paper, Jen See called Andrew up to collect his card and asked where on earth does he look like that chocolate brand and made him stand on stage to peel off the stickers.

During Physics Paper 1, Andrew was about to sit down in his seat when he got hurried by Mr Lee Thien Hoe. Haha, every paper also get scolded! For some reason or another, Jen See made my row stay back for area cleaning... WTF? Who the hell was talking? And why would there be anything to clean up after a MCQ paper?! If it were GP, I would have had understood because people might crush papers up and throw them all over but MCQ??!

Physics Paper 2 was even funnier because Lim Oon Hua was there. She made 2 guys stand up because they were talking. However, one guy continued to talk and she went:

Lim Oon Hua: You, come in front. Go stand at the door there and talk to the door!

OMG! That was really funny considering that everyone in the radius of 10km could hear her clearly...Since many people didnt know their index numbers, the collection of GP papers took a long time. However, after 3 papers, you would think that people would have had learnt their lessons. Apparently, one did not. So Mr Lee Thien Hoe went, 'This is your 3rd paper and you still can write your index number wrongly.' After he said that, one of the female teachers said to him,'4th paper la.' Haha, she had to say through the mike! I loved the examination atmosphere today!....although the papers all sucked.

Sidetrack: Watched Battle Shinhwa on Arirang TV just now. Yayaya, I know this is like a damn old show but whatever la. So when Hyesung came on TV, I was like staring intently at the TV when my mum commented that he looked like a woman, not man at all. Wa lau...how can say Hyesung like that? So I replied, 'A bit girly nice what...' Guess what she replied? 'Man should look like a man...' WTF? How the hell is a man man supposed to look like? Anyway, I think my mum would seriously be freaked out by the time I bring my boyfriend(if I ever get one that is...where's Hyesung prime??!) home because 9 out of 10 chances he'll look like a girl...wahaha!!

School Videos

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School was quite boring today, considering that many people did not come again today. However, we found ways to amuse ourselves...that is, by taking videos! I tried taking a video of Kym but camera-shy Kym kept running away from it, quite funny actually. Besides that, I also took a video of my great leader, Ping Hwei! Haha, Ping Hwei was so funny in GP today, he kept making these weird noises!! Kym took a video of Bjorn carrying a hot pink umbrella, OMG, that video was really priceless! Bjorn never looked so girly before! All videos mentioned are downloadable, except the Bjorn and Ping Hwei ones. Haha, those are actually the best videos of all!

Kym avoiding the camera

Description: No matter how hard I tried, Kym just refused to let me take a video of her...even though she took so many of us before!
Length: 00:23s
Format: Viewable on Windows Media Player
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Photo Blooper

Description: Li Ming and I thought that Kym was taking photos, turned out she was taking a video.
Length: 00:04s
Format: Viewable on Quicktime Player
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Sarang Hae

Description: Video where Li Ming and I said weird things like confessions for people we like! Haha.
Length: 00:50s
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Videos aside, below are the weird photos taken from walls and tables of Room A4.7. Hmmn, I wonder why people like to vandalise them so much? I think this classroom has the best vandalised facilities!


Looks like a mush of brains to me.


We should hire more sexier teachers to catch the attention of students, so that they wont have to resort to drawing their fantasies out.


With a face and set of teeth like that, are you sure Cupid's arrow on its own would be enough?

Last session of Body Combat today...so sad!(Sorry, this line is soooo random.)

School stuff aside, I went shopping today! First stop...to make transition lens at Sunny Optics. The salesman showed me two brands of lens. One, Transition($180) and the other one, Sunmatics($120). However, no deal was made as the salesman was being very bitchy.(Wait, bitch refers to females...the salesman's a guy...what word should I use instead? Doggie?)

Me: Why is Sunmatics so cheap? Sell like $60 cheaper sure got reason right?
Salesman: Aiya, just like Rolex, the authentic one is more expensive and the fake one is cheap lar!
WTF? Are you telling me Sunmatics' fake when you just said that it's better than Transition?
Father: Eh, Capitol Optic is selling cheaper for Transition. At $160 only.
Salesman: Aiyo, some stores they sell cheaper but then when affixing the lens that time, they might just substitute with a cheaper brand lei...
Father: Are you bad-mouthing your rival?
Salesman: No la, not bad-mouthing that, just stating a possibility.
Father: I cant accept your explanation. When you raised your so-called suspicions, it means that you might have had thought of doing it before. We're not going to buy from here.

Great! I love my father sooo much! I seriously think I inherited my love for arguing with salespeople from him, but we don't argue mindlessly, we argue with reasons. Anyway, so I went to Capitol Optic to make my lens and the people there were a bunch of nice souls, nicer than Sunny Optics!

Fun-O-Rama xviii

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Just as I thought that I'll never see it ever again, today, Kelvyna Chan made an announcement about Fun-O-Rama xviii! Guess what? J2s are still required to play their part by selling tickets! However, next year's Fun-O-Rama's sponsers seriosly rock! We have Biotherm, Guess?, Hush Puppies, Long John Silver, Optic Point and so on. OMG, this is like the best shopping place for tai-tais(and I'm so not refering to myself here)! In addition to it, this year's tickets come with discount coupons on them! Hmmn, maybe I should just tear out all the coupons and just sell the tickets like that...hmmn, worth considering. With the purchase of one sheet of tickets worth $10, you'll get a Long John Silver meal coupon free! This is like soooooo worth it and I'm so going to attend Fun-O-Rama next year! I feel so sorry for those guys who would be stuck in NS when this is held. Wahaha!! Anyway, Fun-O-Rama xviii's on 18th Feb 2005. Interested parties can buy tickets from me! Just email me at mikayo@gmail.com! Okay lar, I swear I wont tear your coupon out if you buy $10 worth from me...but I seriously dont mind if you would offer to give it to me :D

Mr Paul Chong and some Lit teacher were the lift attendants for the lift I was taking today and I stood right in between them. As the lift proceeded up from the first floor to the second, the lift door started to open. Since students can only use the lifts at the first or fifth floor, the person coming in now must surely be a teacher...

Lit Teacher: (to Paul Chong)Eh, who do you think it is?
Paul Chong: What's your guess?
Lit Teacher: Maybe Ms Loke? (who is my Physics lecturer who looks quite auntie-ish.)
Both laugh together.
Paul Chong: If it's her, close the lift door.
More laughter from the both of them.

So evil! I really wanted to laugh because it was so freaking funny but thought that it was quite inappropriate to do so. Sadly, in came Mdm TCC and so I didnt get to see the teachers closing the doors on Ms Loke...

Actually I've got lots of things to write today but considering that the people I want to write about actually read my blog, I guess I better dont, in case they take revenge on me, especially those petty ones. And if you know who you are, just note that you really disgust me with your bitchy ways and I really think that you should just piss off to make the world a better one.

Random Bits

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As the title says, this post is seriously very random...

I've found a new hobby recently. And that's shopping for...stationery! I keep buying stationery of late, even if I do not need to use them. Then again, you cant really blame me for falling in love with this:


Lecture attendance in school has been quite poor considering that most people are already hibernating at home to mug for the prelims. This was how the Physics lecture group looked like, even though it was Mdm Lim Oon Hua teaching...


New sign at Oldham Wing. Found it really interesting as this was the staircase that Mark Lee told me to throw the volleyball behind.(Note: Archives 01 Apr 2005)


Had GP lesson today and for like 99% of the lesson, I was either talking to Ping Hwei, Eileen or Li Ming. Thus when Ms Too asked me to answer a question, obviously I could not provide her with a satisfactory reply. So after class when I was walking towards the lift...

Ms Too: Don't get too distracted.
I was stunned as before that I was gushing about Hyesung's picture, so I thought she wanted me not to be distracted by him, which is quite out of point.
Me: Har?
Ms Too: You don't understand what I said?
Me: Umn, I didnt really catch what you were saying.
Anytime one cant answer a question, the best way is to blame it on the surroundings :D
Ms Too: Dont get too distracted by your neighbours.

Then she realised that Li Ming who sat on my left during lesson was looking a little puzzled and she proceeded to say, "Sorry, I did not mean you. I meant the other neighbour." Haha, she was refering to Ping HWei who was seated on my right-hand side! Imagine me getting distracted by Ping Hwei, of all people! I found it quite hilarious. Then again, it was not too difficult getting distracted by Ping Hwei today because he received a letter regarding some GEP thing.

Me: Ping Hwei! You're a GEP-er?
Ping Hwei: No la, I wasn't lei...

After finishing the letter, he realised that it was not becuase he was a GEP-er that he got the letter. Instead, it was precisely that he wasnt one that he received it. Turns out that they wanted to compare students who are and are not in GEP to show how effective this programme is. Poor Ping Hwei! He kept saying that he was stupid after he realised it! This is so evil, I mean, how could they do something like this?!



Anyway, today Eileen told me that her friend was searching for my blog. Erm...plus I dont even know that person...search for my blog for what? This is scary man...Maybe I should follow Jun Zhong in keeping my blog a secret...Imagine if a teacher stumbles upon this site...

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