Misc: July 2005 Archives

A Wedding and Funeral

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Living in an HDB flat has always been fun, especially if the happenings around your area are interesting.

As I walked past the block opposite mine, I realised that today was the 3rd day of the funeral that was held there and they were going to move the body either to the crematorium or to the cemetry. Family members and relatives of the deceased were all present(not that I know them but the crowd sure looked huge) and there were in the midst of paying their last respects. Of course, there were loud noises made by cymbals and all those praying made by monks.

Not wanting to join in the kay-poh aunties who placed themselves opposite the funeral ceremony and sat there to watch, I continued walking to my block. And...ta-da! A Malay wedding was held there! The two blocks were only separated by a car-park, and not those kind of shopping mall car-park but one that requires less than a minute to walk across to the other block. Therefore, it was kind of weird to see a wedding held there when opposite there was a funeral going on. I mean, I sure would not want to have someone holding a funeral next to my wedding. Then again, I do not want to get married at the void deck of a HDB block.

When i reached home, I heard music travelling all the way from downstairs. I stay 11 floors above where the wedding was held so if I could hear the music, the people at the one-minute-away funeral could of course hear the music too. The music played was Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'. Ok, this is seriously scary. Can you imagine that upon hearing this music you start to hear some heartbeat sounds coming out of the coffin? Plus, the casket company's name was Chye Seng, which in Chinese means 'Living again'...

Mug Mug Mug(and I dont mean robbery)

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I think I'm rather sway. Last week when I went to Woodlands to study, it rained. Today, just as I stepped out of my house, it started to pour... Luckily, I didnt have to wait for like-every-half-an-hour-come-once 947 for long. The bus arrived like 2 minutes after I got downstairs. Same for the MRT train too.

Once I entered Jurong Entertainment Centre, I heard this auntie scolding someone, very loudly indeed. Everyone within a radius of 5 km could hear her. The best part was that no one was standing remotely close to her, but she just kept scolding in some dialect. Ok, it was actually quite scary, considering she followed me all the way, scolding along the way, but not directed to me, but to some invisible figure that no one could see. Why does this always happen to me?! I remember there was once when I was on the bus, seated alone, an uncle sat opposite me and started talking animatedly, while looking at the empty seat next to me. Somemore the way he looked at the seat was as if there was really someone seated there. Plus, it was at night when that happened...*shudders*

Wanting to leave the auntie, I ran over to the library, regardless of the pouring rain. Well, I had an umbrella though. Haha. Found a round table and sat there and waited for Kym. After she arrived, we went to buy food and drinks. Following that it was study-time! In the midst of it, Kym went to the toilet. While she was in the toilet, I spotted that the rectangle table(more spacious) was unoccupied! Then, I hurriedly moved my stuff over to the table. After making 2 trips to-and-fro, two-thirds of the table was filled with our junk. However, when I went back to our old table to move the drinks over, horror of horrors, a stupid guy just placed his butt onto one of the chairs at the table! WTH?! Who ever said that we wanted to share tables with you?! So, I walked over there, stamping my heels on the floor as I did and glared at him, but...HE STILL DID NOT BOTHER TO MOVE BUT TOOK OUT HIS SHITTY PHYSICS BOOK AND STARTED STUDYING!!! BU YAO LIAN! So, when Kym came back, we started talking rather loudly, in hope of chasing him away but he still stayed put. Idiot. After a few hours, my sister arrived and she was sneezing quite badly. Wahaha!! The guy saw that she was having a rather bad flu and quickly chomped down his lousy mud pie and left! Yay! Hope he got the flu bug from my sister...

After staying in the library for 6 hours, my sister and I walked towards Popular where along the way there was a pasar malam going on. My sister stopped to buy chestnuts and asked how much was it for half a kilo. This was what the weird chestnut vendor replied...

Vendor: Now it's not popular to sell by half kilo already. Like how the prime minister has changed from Goh Chok Tong to Lee Hsien Loong. Now the chestnuts are sold by 400g!

We were quite WTFed by that dumb vendor who did not make any shit sense at all! As we walked, further down there was this guy who was performing a trick of how to grab the snake out from the bag, blindfolded. Instead of starting to reach for the snake, he started to go:

Snake guy: Snakes are cold-blooded animals. They do bite the hand that feeds them. So if I get bitten, do not clap for joy.
People would jeer la, dumbass.
Snake guy: (reaches in for snake)Ouch! See, I told you they bite. (reaches in again)Ouch! See, again.
Wa lau eh, lousy act! Try twice still cant get the snake!

Thinking that he would go for the third time and finally get the snake, instead, he started on a new topic...about his weight...WTF! He went on saying that he was fat last time when he learnt this trick and people laughed at him and all those shit. For the whole time I was there, he did not catch the snake nor introduce what he was trying to sell...Lousy!!

Pizza Hut experience

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Has anyone of you had bad experiences with those fast -food home delivery services? I had, and it's not just once. Considering that I usually only order from Pizza Hut, make a guess where my complains lie.

If unhappy incidents just happen once, I would not be so angry, however, it has happened thrice and all three times were the same. The first time occurred when my 6-sliced pizza came with only 5 slices and one gaping hole at the side. So, feeling rather disgusted, I rang Pizza Hut up to tell them about the horrible outlook of the pizza. Instead of assuring me that they will send over a replacement straight away, the phonelady told me that she wanted pictures of the pizza. Reason being that so she could make a report on it which I think is a load of crap. First of all, by getting a replacement, I would have to return the current pizza and then they can take tons of photos of it, as much as they like. Why should I do it? And even if I do it, how am I supposed to send them to you? Secondly, doesn't that mean that she thinks I'm lying to her? That surely isnt the best way you would want to treat your customer. Anyway, in the end, they gave me a replacement and a 10% discount, after I made a big fuss out of it.

The next time I ordered, they told me that there was no record of the 10% discount so they couldn't process it. Guess what? Phone time. After much angry talk, they grudgingly gave me the discount I deserved. However, either to take revenge or their service was really bad, the same thing happened, just that there were 6 slices but there was still a hole and the pizza looked like a small instead of regular. *ring ring* This time round, I was quite angry and I made a request that I would like to speak to the manager straight away. So, the lady at the call centre said that she would call the manager and he will get back to me shortly. I waited for more than an hour before I received his call. Shortly? I guess not. This time round, the long-winded manager explained to me in detail how they slice the pizza up, down to the details of how many inches per slice. Plus, he told me to measure my pizza to see if it's a regular. Turned out it wasn't. Besides the lousy pizza, the lasagna I ordered for $8 plus was only 2cm thick, housed in a box that is at least four times as high as it. He could not give me an explanation for it and he was trying to shirk responsibility for their mistake, not to mention that he was rude. So, my cousin took over the conversation and ended up with a free regular pizza in the end.

Yesterday, the third incident happened. The pizza my sister ordered came in 45 minutes instead of the said 30 minutes. Plus, there was a hole in the pizza, yet again, and the pizza box was dented. So, she called Pizza Hut and I took photos of it, just in case they needed proof again. The lady at the call centre said that the manager would call us as I requested that I wanted to speak to the manager straight. She called fast enough and told my sister to cancel the order and she'll send a replacement over. As my sister was talking to the manager on her handphone, the call centre lady called our house number. Hello, did they even think that one was supposed to listen to two phonecalls at the same time? So, naturally, I answered the call. The rather rude lady told me that my sister requested to cancel the order and so no replacement would be sent over. Okay, this is bad. Pizza Hut staff cannot communicate among themselves properly. So I told her to check with her manager first before calling us and that I do not wish to receive 2 phonecalls again. Just one would suffice.

The second calls arrived. Notice the 's'? The manager told my sister that the pizza box was folded by human hands. Wow, you mean you can actually use animal hands to do so? To this, my sister replied that why would anyone purposely make a dent in the pizza? On the other line, I was trying to make a conservation but failed to do so as she could not answer any of my questions and kept giving me dead silence after I finished my piece. Hello, if she works at the call centre, the least she could do was talk. After giving me dead silence for 3 times, I flared up and told her to stop giving us two calls at the same time and cease giving me dead silence as I totally hate it.

The third call arrive, with the new manager speaking to my sister, constantly repeating that he was only there for 2 months so he did not know what happened before. No matter what she complained, he gave her the same answer, as if pleading with her to stop complaining. The replacement pizza arrived(yeah, we got it) and so I took over the conversation. He started off asking me who I was and asked me for my surname which is quite idiotic as I would have the same surname as my sister. I told him I felt that his company did not respect me as the same incident happened thrice and the staff weren't exactly Miss Polites. He then asked me for the name of the rude lady, to which I answered why couldn't he check himself. He told me it would be difficult to track down who the lady was. Aha! Does that mean there are lots of complains to Pizza Hut going on that he could not even check who was the person who last received a complaint? To which, he could not answer. To cut a long story short, he gave me a 20% discount(I made him record it down), a treat(I didnt have to pay a single cent for this order) and that he would make special notice of my orders in future. In return, he wanted me to give him a chance to prove himself as he has only been there for 2 months.

This entry is getting rather long so I guess I'll stop here :D

Bob

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During the TC Camp, I was wondering who on Earth Bob was because he looked damn familiar to me. Now I finally know why. Haha, turns out that he went for the City Harvest Amazing Race last year too! Haha.

City Harvest Amazing Race Photo

Dating Profile

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Your dating personality profile:

Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about his appearance.
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Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
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2. Adventurous
3. Stylish
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10. Religious
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1. Funny
2. Adventurous
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